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FAILice For Dummies by eva-st-clare FAILice For Dummies by eva-st-clare
A reference for the :iconcirnoplz:'s! Now You Too, can make your Alice-related doujin fail in an epic manner with FAIL characterization and pointless abuse!

Because Alice is a codependent, spineless psychotic! :nod: It's totally canon. When the... no wait, it was the part in that one... the game where she... uh, well... I'm sure it was there somewhere


PS, I have no idea if cyanide pills can kill youkai or not, but lets just say they can and move on

PPS: just in case you don't get the lame sarcasm, this is exactly the WRONG way to write Alice. It results in me getting stabby on you

PPPS: Yes, there is a doujin with a plot that's basically the last panel of this comic. You're welcome!
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gogopri Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My interpetion of Marisa and Alice.

Alice: Okay, we have to plan a sneak attack, We're gonn-
Marisa: Plans? What are those? My plan is Master Spark the enemy and steal everything in sight! This is an adventure!
Alice: I'll start packing the snacks then...

Keyman94 Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This pretty much sums up what's "wrong" with the touhou fandom -.-'

You forgot cliched tsundere Alice.
eva-st-clare Mar 6, 2013   Traditional Artist
I didn't, it's built in.
DARNIT! How's it wooooooooork?
*after looking at a typo'd comment* oh.
Search on Youtube for "Reincarnation" and you will get a little movie with Alice. She is pretty much everything exept for the "Saddest Sack"-part and the "Raging Horsebeast"-part.
Her love with Marisa also brings death to all in Gensokyo (by killing Reimu who is responsible for that to prevend).
eva-st-clare Mar 31, 2012   Traditional Artist
I... I feel like I have seen that before, unless I'm thinking about another couple of YT videos where Alice killed everyone. Are there more? x_x Theres one where she goes on a murder rampage in the SDM, and I don't remember if it was the same video (it was by the same artist) but she killed Marisa in order to resurrect both of them into dolls, and failed...??

Too rich for my blood.
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